Laura's Lingo

Setting:  Getting ready for bed.


Nolan:  Mom, way up in my nose hurts.


Laura:  (patting Nolan's back...and said so sweetly) Why you do that, Honey?


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Setting:  I was getting dressed one morning.  Laura walked in as I was putting on my "upper undergarmet"...


Laura:  Mom, you got your seatbelt?