Nolan Says

Setting:  Driving in the van.


Nolan:  Know what?  One of my engines in my teeth shut off, so that tooth doesn't work.


Me:  What does that mean?


Nolan:  There are little speakers in my teeth that turn off when I chew, but then turns back on when I talk.  But I can still talk, not all of them are turned off.  But, I get quieter with each one that turns off.
(Yes, the tales are getting taller...and longer!)


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Setting:  Eating at the dinner table.


Nolan:  You know why God is the oldest?


Me:  Why?


Nolan:  'Cuz everyday is His birthday, so He's waaaaaaayyyy older than us!