The "Know-It-All" Edition
Setting: At the wildlife sanctuary looking at the honeybee exhibit. I was trying to find the Queen Bee.
Me: Nolan, where is the Queen Bee?
Nolan: She's gone on a trip.
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Setting: Riding in the van and Nolan sees a dump truck.
Nolan: Mom, did you know that dump trucks don't die?
Me: Oh, really?
Nolan: Nope, they just get old.
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Setting: Getting into the van.
Nolan: If you break a cloud, lightening will come out of it.
Me: Really?
Nolan: Yup, cuz lightening lives in clouds.
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Setting: I pulled the shower curtain back to find some sort of nasty bug.
Me: AUGH! Yuck! A bug!!
Nolan comes running...
Nolan: Let me see! {pause} You know what kind of bug that is?
Me: No, it's just gross!
Nolan: That is a "sense-a-pede-longleg"!
Me: You sure about that?
Nolan: Yup...a "sense-a-pede-longleg"!
2 comments:
They're just born w/ it aren't they?! Gotta love those little boys (and big boys) that have answers for everything! ;)
Adorable....so cute!! And so confident ey?? Mr. Answer Man!...Ha!
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